68 Charger epiphany

Lost you?
I think you are competing with me for The Most Facetious Poster Award.
Certainly someone located in the sophisticated Pacific Northwest understands my meanings.
I am envious of your location.
The Land of Cotton isn’t all Dixie.
I can say that.
I’m Southern by the Grace of God.
As stated, the picture was in my mailbox in the morning when I got up after posting the previous night.
I just happened to have an “agent” in Portland last week for some type of governmental emergency response drill. (I know noooothing.)
He found it.
It was either synchronicity or providence. Take your pick.
The car has the appearance of being on a pedestal.
Or some types of sacrificial alter.
Like Aaron’s golden calf.

Someone did a “wonderful” job on the poor car.
Don’t you think?
Maybe they are punishing it.