Captainkirk's Duster project

hey captain kirk, i haven't stopped laughing for about an hour. you should be working for a magazine or actually publish this story. i wish i could type well enough to tell my stories of yesteryear, but i can't match your wit. you are quite the story teller. i love every minute of it so far. i haven't had the time to actually read the entire script but it is amazing. i wish i had the extra cash to send you so you could finish the way you want to. the story is worth it.
thanks and keep it going,
big daddy don