To clarify for those not in on the joke.....
Last year at the Nat's Denny went shopping for a nice Sharktooth
grill at the swap meet.
He found and bought a perfect one - had to pay $1000.00 for it!
He talked the vendor into giving him an extra big blank price tag
"to fool the wife" (she wasn't really there).
He took a Sharpie and wrote a $275.00 on the tag and then, with
the price tag dangling like the one on Minnie Pearl's hat, walked all
the way back to the Show side of the track with the grill over his
shoulder.
He was accosted at every turn with offers to "double his money"
etc. There were guys chasing him even as he reached our tent
and sat down.
I quickly took the grill and locked it in our trailer before he carelessly
destroyed any more lives, ambitions or aspirations.
Mark and Denny were laughing their a$$es off.......So cruel!