Zoom and BOOM!

Speed limit is 35 in the little town where I live. A few years back, there was this f'ing idiot in a red Honda CRX that would go by here every evening about 6PM going about a hundred. One afternoon I saw a state cop sitting 4 houses down in an alley. I walked down, approached the car, and said "You're too early, wait till 6." Then explained to the officer all about mister Honda, and included telling him of my plan to "drop" my bowling ball "at a bad time." He said "there's no need to do anything you'll regret, we'll get him." And it's a good thing they did, 'cause I already had an old bowling ball bag that had the bottom ripped out. It was gonna look like a real unfortunate accident. :oops: