vision

i woke up this morning, got my coffee, went to the computer and sat down, and the monitor seemed all blurry. I looked down at the keyboard, and it appeared blurry, too. I looked at my printer, yep, blurry. I looked at the cat laying next to me on the floor, not blurry, seemed quite normal. Same with the writing on my coffee cup, and my cell phone, looked back at the computer mouse, but it was blurry.

So, I went to the eye doctor, who checked my eyes, did a few tests, looked deep within my eyes. After 2 hours(and many many $$$) I sat in his office.

He came in, sat down and proceeded to tell me my eyes were completely fine


But the problem was my peripheral vision!!!!!!!

Ba-dum-bum

FF