Strangest thing found in your A body???

Not a Mopar,but. Picked up a 69 Fireturd,dirt cheap.Drug it to the shop,opened the trunk.Lots of flashy hooker/slut type clothes.I think"That's wierd,bought it from a single guy."Made a couple of phone calls.Found out,he was a transvestite.Needless to say,unloaded the car quickly.