some people...CG's

I can't resist...

I got home from work tonight and was out in my garage.
I was admirering my work on my 67 Barracuda front suspension, when my neighbors friend walked up and said:
Wow, nice 350 you got there! (here after known as CG=chevy guy)!
Me: NO its not a 350!
CG...oh, well its a nice 305 or 302!
Me: No it is neither of those,it's a 360 based 416 stroker motor. 501hp,498 TQ.
CG...is that a HOLLEY?
Me: yes, it is a Holley 750 Double Pumper.
CG...Oh you better be careful in setting up the jets, you need to make the front richer than the rear!
Me: This is a 501 HP motor, Dyno tuned already with all that taken care of, I just put it in my car and drive away.
CG...Are you going to be putting it in your car soon?
Me: Looking at my complete front suspension laying on the floor of my garage where we are talking, I tell him it will be a while before I'm ready to install the motor.
CG...Call me when you are ready to put it in as I want to come over and help you!
By the way, my truck needs some front end work, could you help me fix it? I notice you have a lot of tools here!
Me: GOOD NIGHT! (close garage door and I must remember to talk to my neighbor abt his chevy friend!)


CudaMike13