The most important tool in the garage

I grew up near Morristown NJ. There was a place called Home Liquor, I think that is what it was called. There was a bar and a package goods store behind it. My drinking buddy and I would get several cases of there store brand. We swore it was the backwash from the bar. Was like $6 a case. Took over a case to even get a buzz going. Paid for it the next morning, felt like you got dragged by a bus for a few hours....