It's finally happened

Well over 20 years ago, I was a **** up. I pulled a few months in the county. DWLS. My trustee job was at the sheriffs garage. One day, the mechanics told me to eat my lunch in a car (some brand x crap). So, i sat in it and started eating (there were weird stains and chunks of stuff in the seat), being a 19 year old kid, I didn't think much. Until a guard walked up and started SCREAMING at me. Turns out, that car was the very same car that some *** tried to run over a Sheriff in , at the local mall. The **** in the seat? Figure it out........( Blood, Bones, and what should have been a brain, had not a dumb-*** once owned it) :oops:No Lie, I Could Not Make This **** Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The officer made me finish my lunch elsewhere (and that was OK by me, once he told me I was trespassing on his evidence). It didn't bother me then, and it don't now, but it would today. Knowing I had some scumbags brains all over my little orange suit. I do construction for a living, and I have seen some nasty **** in sec 8 stuff, but I think that takes the cake.