Idiots invading my space!!!!!

Keying a vehicle for someone parking within the lines of their parking spot would be a bigger a-hole move than him parking there (and I know it's one of those things we say but would never really do).

That's something I would never even consider doing. I'm saying there are those who would so it's just best to not be a jerk and crowd a nice car for no apparent reason other than to be a delta bravo.