Idiots invading my space!!!!!

I hate that crap, too. When I drive my Trans Am I always park out in the corner, inside of a parking spot. Every now and then I get a guy parking stupid close to me, with a hundred spots closer up.

Sometimes if I pull into a parking lot and there is a guy with a nice car parked relatively close, like he wanted to be far away but there is a chance some asshat will park next to him, I will park next to him, giving him PLENTY of room to get in his car. He may curse me when he gets out, but I know I sure as hell am not going to ding his car so I may have just saved him some further frustration!