Idiots invading my space!!!!!

I never park my Mopar in public parking lots unattended, only if its the local car show where the cars parked on either side of me are other muscle cars.
My daily driver has thick body and rocker moldings all around it, so it would be impossible for me to get a door ding unless the vehicle beside me is a Peterbilt.
Parking in two spots to prevent door dings is a bad idea, one night on the weekend a whole bunch of us went downtown, two mini vans full of people, we couldn't find parking anywhere, so here is this small Honda taking two spots, tempers started flaring, next thing all of us surround this car and on the count of three pick it up and throw it, it was hilarious, the mood went from anger to everyone laughing their asses off.