Idiots invading my space!!!!!

When I first moved to Florida in 1979 I had a 442 for a few years ..I worked in a Hardware Store and when I could see people hit my doors heading into Pubix to shop ..I would grab Fish Emulsion off the shelf and put it all over the door handles,..Fish emulsion is Fish **** and it looks it and best of all smells like ****..Watching them pull on door handle and look at hand and scream was Price Less......