Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

You all know you have them. You know that guy that bumps his music till 3' in the morning, or the person that has to revv the piss outta his car for some odd reason every single morning, 2 hours after the other stupid guy... Well yeah i have those.. But this other one takes the cake, he is extremely not well in the noggin, he spends his time smoking the funny grass, and drinking so you could imagine why lol. So awhile back he did a 5 speed swap into an ugly automobile, a 63 futura.. He says its a solid 425 hp /490 ft/lbs car... So im checking it out and notice his engine is really tilted in the rear..i say hey john wassup with your motor? He immediately trys to drop some knowledge on me and says "its set like that on purpose".. So i look under, and couldnt believe what i saw..... He made the trans crossmember outta frickin bedframe!! So im like wtf!? So i say oh my god it cant be that bad, then it starts to scare the sh** outta me so i get out from under the car and scram outta his place.