Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

LOL.... daily, here in Los Angeles I see dumb asses with some pretty stupid stuff added.

Wing made out of 2x4's and scrap lumber and nailed onto the trunk (yes nailed)
Toyota with something resembling F15 tails fastened onto the rear fenders
3 tiered wings
Two tiered wings
HUGE Whale tails
Fart tubes sounding like a bad gas attack to a tin barrel full of angry bees
Dozens of racing stickers pasted all over
Paint jobs looking like their 3 year old did it
4x4 trucks lifted high in the rear with huge tires and little tires in the front (works well off road)