Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

I am certain my neighbor is again the top prize winner here. He has put great effort into maintaining his stature and keeping this trophy for many years. Whenever he has had more funds at his disposal he has done more and larger scale stupid.
We expect his reign will end with a large explosion and/or fire. Anything less would be a disapointment. Until then, we keep our distance and keep our eyes and ears open.