Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

I thought Big Paul still lived here in Michigan!!! Yes, he's the one that my buddy sold his old work van to, and he then proceeded to sledgehammer a hole in the roof to mount his 20' flagpole through so he could show off his Detroit Lions pride!! Oh, you mean bridges and stoplights and trees and stuff aren't over 20' above the road?? Hadda find out the hard way!! Had to scrap the van, but saved the bungee cord that held the drivers door closed, because it was also the seatbelt!! Hooked it to the homemade wooden doghouse between the seats!!

Wish I had a pic or 2 of this to show, but the van's long gone!! He did, however, fill the engine block, trans and anything else that would hold water with...well,... water!!! Yep, to get a couple extra bucks at the scrap yard!!

And this is the guy who wants to marry Nella!!! OMG!! Geof