Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

Don't make fun of the shoe string wipers. My Dad had a 72 Datsun pickup truck. The wiper motor would was going away, first it would not move them upwards so my Dad tied a string around the drivers side. A month or so later he needed a passenger when it was raining as they no longer would go back down, So he tied a string to the passenger side. The driver needed to give them a tug to get them moving upward, the passenger a tug to get them moving downward. Missed a few days of school because of those wipers.....