Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

Lol i wish my dad had a datsun pickup when i was in school.. I hated school... Oh, im quoting my neighbor, "i never went to school, and im doing pretty good!, i got my own house, my"lil car" my truck my boat(fugliest boat ever with again some john engineering to it lol) well to me i did pretty good and i didnt go to school past 4th grade" so he says... Sorry guys if i had a camera i would snap away, and tell him "oh its for the guys n gals on fabo, for when they wanna swap to a 5 speed!" :D i still cant believe he drives that car 40 somethin miles one way and back everyday! Maybe his engineering is pulling though!