Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

Robert......A man of many words....

Gee inkjunkie do ya think our neighbors could be related? I was painting some chrome valve covers for my teen Awhile back, he comes up and says what you doing eli?(bloodshot eyes and smelling like skunk) i said" nuthin much just welding" he had a wtf?? Face after that...
Very well could be. After the first time it happened with my neighbor it became sort of a joke. We would be sitting down eating dinner and Ernestina would ask me what are you doing?. We have a pair of African Grey parrots, they are very good at repeating things. Now one of them will ask what are you doing and the other one will answer by making a farting sound......