Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

You all know you have them. You know that guy that bumps his music till 3' in the morning, or the person that has to revv the piss outta his car for some odd reason every single morning, 2 hours after the other stupid guy... Well yeah i have those.. But this other one takes the cake, he is extremely not well in the noggin, he spends his time smoking the funny grass, and drinking so you could imagine why lol. So awhile back he did a 5 speed swap into an ugly automobile, a 63 futura.. He says its a solid 425 hp /490 ft/lbs car... So im checking it out and notice his engine is really tilted in the rear..i say hey john wassup with your motor? He immediately trys to drop some knowledge on me and says "its set like that on purpose".. So i look under, and couldnt believe what i saw..... He made the trans crossmember outta frickin bedframe!! So im like wtf!? So i say oh my god it cant be that bad, then it starts to scare the sh** outta me so i get out from under the car and scram outta his place.

Lol i know this is a long post but i couldnt belive what i saw.. The reason i got out from under the car so damn fast was.... That he didnt use bolts.. Get this.. He used self tapping screw's along with long galvanized screw's with puny little 1"x1" wood on the otherside to hold (some) of the 50 or so screws... Now i live in the freaken ghetto and thought i had seen it all.. I was so freaking wrong hahaha. It amazed me on how stupid he actually is.. (hes okie) too, but never have i seen this before... He siad ill give you a ride and i gave him my bugeyed face.. Later I even (politely) told him he was gonna have to fix that, or never give anyone a ride.. He got so pissed, because he was pretty sure it was "heavy duty" , and that i was full of chit.. It got to the point of where he was name calling, mopar bashing, my car is better than yours chit, etc I let him know if he ever unleashed his full 250 horses of pure 302 power it would all blow to smitherines.. Has anyone else seen or heard of stuff ike this??

You should show him how to do it right so he dont kill someone drivin it like that