Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

Reminds me of my brother in laws 68 mustang (now my brothers) that car was nice.. Cadillac black saphire paint. It was nice but little did people know, there was all sorts of things going on.. For one he owned the car for 8 years straight, and the door never functioned as it should have.. He had a dying bungie cord holding the door shut .. If i was in the back seat, i would be scared as hell, hoping the bungie wouldnt snap on my leg..being the youngest, i always had to sit there... It was all dried up, stretched beyond its limits, and looking like it was about to tear lol no one ever wanted to sit behind the driver seat in that car.. Same person used jb weld for everything! He probly spent close to 8000 dollars on jbweld during the period he owned the car lol... Hey i admit i made an adapter for two 4 barrels out of 1/8th inch thick steel plate lol, it worked and does still, it doesnt look too oakie, does its job of "holding" two 500 eddies too i used it to bolt to my stock iron 360 intake..