Which branch should I join?

I spent 4 years in the Air Force as a C5 crew chief, then I spent 4 more years in the Army National Guard as a heavy equipment operator. Basically I feel like I traded in my American Express card (to get a hotel room) , to getting issued a shelter half and sleeping bag . I kick myself to this day for not staying in the AF. It was like a regular 5 day a week job except it was exciting and rewarding. The food was the best, the barracks were nice, and the travel was always decent. My only complaint was working on iced over planes in the wind covered in hydraulic fluid. It wasnt so bad in the summer, I really enjoyed it. As far as the Army Guard , it was only part time, but that was enough for me. Seemed like a lot of hurry up and wait, I was usually filthy wishing I could get a shower and a clean uniform. Basically it was like camping out with a bunch of guys who dont like each other. The food was alright, but didnt compare to the AF. When I did stay in a barracks it was usually a place left over from WW2. I did travel to quite a few places in the Guard , but 90% of the time they were not very nice places. I would say hands down the AF is where I would rather be!