I was driving one night on a two lane blacktop road in Montana. One of the really dark ones. A wet drizzly snow was falling so it was especially dark. All of a sudden I saw an old Jeep pulled off the road in the ditch. I slowed to see what was the deal. As I got closer I could make out a low, moving form right in the center of the road. As I slowed more to figure out if there was something I needed to be involved with I could see a human squatted down straddling the center line. All of a sudden I was close enough to see a pair of butt cheeks with about an eight inch turd hanging out. I quickly realized THAT was NOT something I needed to be involved with so I swept wide and went around the sicko man who decided the center of the highway was a toilet!!!