whats the most strangest thing you have seen in public

Can i add a new strangest thing?

Last night i pulled up to a 7/11. 3 girls are yelling at eachother, turns into fist fight between of them(right as i put my car in park) They separate and scream obscenties for another 5 minutes and then the super crackhead looking one walks away and screams "Go suck another *bleep* you hoe"...walks 10ft and announces "I feel like eating jack in the box now"(i started cracking up with that line...wtf)