Hook me up with some spam...please..

The kid and I like us some spam on occassion, the stores around here only have the original flavor and reduced sodium. I'd like to give the son some for christmas but i'm looking for the flavored kind. I'd like to get 4 or 5 flavors. JALAPENO, HICKORY SMOKE, OVEN ROASTED TURKEY, HOT & SPICEY, and BACON. If at all possible. :spam1: If i can only get 2 or 3 different flavors so be it. Even that would be greatly appreciated. And of course I'm willing to cover all the associated costs. I can get 6 cans on feebay but they're almost $50. with shipping and I'm thinkin that's quite a ripoff. Even at $4 a can that's only $24. Besides I'd rather give my $$ to someone here. Thanks post up, or PM me.:thumleft: \\:D/ :prayer: