Dumbfounded. 340 will not start.

yeah, the coil could do that to ya if it was cracked up near the top of it. A close inspection of the coil would b good idea. (like if your leaning on the fender and the coil has a hair line crack, It might think "hey that dude looks like a good ground path") yeah I could see that happening. Might be a good alternative to coffee in the morn, haha. (jus kiddin)
Getting shocked is really annoying because even though it last a brief moment you keep feeling it after the shock is long gone. BTW I was on the driver's side and coil is mounted passenger side. I was touching cap and leaning on car. It would still shock me even though the car isn't running or cranking? I am really starting to think this car just hates me and wants me broke and dead.