I bet this is something you dont see everyday

I've smacked quiet a few girls in the face with mine , never had to go to jail for it
just to bed , the couch , the table, the floor , or humping under glass in the back of the cuda , but never ever to jail.. What the heck was he thinking - "ex" wife she left you dude , the only thing she wants from you now thats in your pants is your wallet . Definetly not a love tap from your shlong. LOL.