Best Birthday EVER.... So far....

Ya... Too many dummies here who don't know how to drive... It'd be a shame if I had to murder some dumb @$$hole for hitting my car the first damn night driving her legal....

As for getting drunk, I never drive drunk. Ever. First thing that happens is drunk tank, then I gotta call my superiors and tell them I'm an idiot, then I get chaptered outta the Army AND smoked all day every day until that point.... Plus, I again risk wrecking my car..... Just not worth it tbh.


- CK