Obama owned a gas guzzling Chrysler 300C ???

Obama, Diane Feinstien, and Mikey Bloomberg were in a meeting to try to ban guns, and Al Kyda terrorists busted in and took them hostage. They were demanding a huge ransom, or they were gonna throw gas on them, set them on fire and burn them. I was stuck in traffic at an intersection, and a dude in a traffic vest, carrying a bucket came up to my window. I rolled down the window and ask him what was up. He tells me the above story, and says he's helping take up donations in order to help our country. I said "Sure....how much have y'all got so far?" He says "Oh.......about 20 or 30 gallons!" :D :finga: :snakeman: