new dodge 1/2 ton diesel

I can see all the rice,bean,wheat and corn farmers lining up for these 1/2
tun diesels Dodge trucks, they buy by bulk for there farm equipment and we all know what that means :happy1: NO TAXES!!
But if they don't get caught on the hwy... :^o hefty fine for them....
Setting in an a/c truck at idle all day keeping an eye on there water and doing samples this kind of truck would be the way to go... Do they make a four wheeler that has a diesel engine yet :coffee2: ?