The Last Sensitive Husband

A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there, so he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, could he see a picture of his wife. The guy says 'sure' and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy says, 'I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck.'
The guy says,' Yeah, I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook!'

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