free parts

Heres the ad we run around christmas here, It makes me laugh I dont know about the rest of you. We have so many of the scrap metal people looking for free money around here its pitiful . Not making fun of poor people but craigslist is as bad as the guy standing on the corner nowadays.
Ok I'm joining the " I want for free" crew. I'm looking for one of these for free: a 70 71 cuda challenger convertible or even a hardtop as long as its free. Will also take a 69, 70 Superbird or 70 Daytona condition unimportant. Also willing to accept any factory Hemi or Max Wedge equiped 62 thru 71 chrysler products. Hit me up can trade in my cans n bottles to get it towed to my house. Dont pay attention to the rest of the world this stuff is not worth anything here. Thats why I will use my gas and labor to remove these items for FREE yes FREE. I know its the holiday season but you dont want this rusty stuff just laying around. Due to finances probably can only pick one vehicle up will not have enough cans and bottles to do two cars so get your email in quick. Thank you Craigslist for the opportunity to make money for nothing.