All cylinders filling with water

You said nuts? Are you running head studs?

Maybe the nut is bottoming out at the end of the threads of the studs when you're torquing them before the gasket is fully compressed and head seated??
Are the studs screwed in all the way?? Just a thought I had.
so far this makes the most sense to me smart people on here, you will have to post up a video when you get this thing rockin