All cylinders filling with water
Still doesn't explain how all 8 got filled.
I have some Stock J heads $150/pr. Need a complete going through and 1 exhaust valve at a minimum.
You have a bore scope you can run down the intakes to look if it's coming from the port(s)? Maybe a HF quick rental... :)
Take a scribe and see if you can move any of the top row head stud washers.