am i the only one?

I have to admit I never have before, but as a slightly twisted business owner I got a serious laugh out of the thought of a possible new offering on the company Price List:

"For an extra $1,000 advance payment, you can get private digital photos of your parts being lovingly and delicately washed in the bathtub by the company owner ..."

Singh me up lol.how much if we can join you :-\"