Craziest/Stupidest/Most Intersting Way You've Moved An Engine?

Not an engine but one time when I was repairing a hardwood floor in my house and had no money, they were tearing down a house a block away that had wood floors. When they ripped out a big section I hooked a chain on it and drug it down the street to disassemble for the flooring. Worked good but the police didn't think it was "appropriate".