The "Indestructible" Slant 6

Hey, I've got a free slant motor, has been run low on oil a few times, has been overheated twice since I've owned it ( in 6 yrs ), has had the crap reved out of it, has been on 3 yr road trips at 80MPH, has seen 8lbs of boost between every red light every day for 2 yrs...oh, and still has all of the rods INSIDE the engine LOL !!!! oh, did I mention it was free ?? i'm not sayin', I'm just sayin' :D

Can you install and tune it for the original poster for free as well? I've also seen a low oil slant spit out a rod. I didn't blame the engineers for my personal neglect.