Very Frustrated and need to rant to someone!!

Here's a WAY off the wall idea: can you simply sell the new van and buy a used one with a lift already installed? I used to drive them, and I ALWAYS saw some for sale. They were incredibly tough...I drove many over 250,000 miles and recall one (yes, a Dodge) with 330,000! Honestly...if it's available, I'd be willing to deliver one to MI for you.