Ever been held hostage at a car show or cruise in?

You don't need "a wife", LOL or even a call. "it was on vibrate."

'Scuse me, "hello?" "Really?" "Ok, I'm on my way."

'Scuse me, I have to go"

So simple, I have to remember that one.
You said to do it when your wife tries to talk to you right? :D