Why do people Piss and Moan?

Nothing a divorce and some hoggin won't fix.

Mmm hoggin. I used to do that when i was younger. Ya gotta drink a lotta booze sometimes to drink em skinny. Dont take em back to your place for the night tho. Use their place, and equip yourself with the wayans bros patented "coyote ugly escape kit" this way you can make a quick getaway in the morning after the alcohol wears off and before she wakes up. LOL.