The Ford Owner's Psalm
When I was in the Navy I knew a guy, who, like me, worked part time at the auto hobby shop. He could pronounce the name of ANY car in such a way that you KNEW that he believed with all his being that he absolutely deTESTed that car
"PHONiac"
"CaDILiac"
Lincoln ConTINUOUS
Vomit Can (Vee Dub)
Fraud (Ford, o' course)
Chovit
Blueauck (er somethin') Buick
Chrysler ImPERVIOUS
He knew about 10 different versions of F. O. R. D.
I'm sure I don't remember some.