The Ford Owner's Psalm

When I was in the Navy I knew a guy, who, like me, worked part time at the auto hobby shop. He could pronounce the name of ANY car in such a way that you KNEW that he believed with all his being that he absolutely deTESTed that car

"PHONiac"

"CaDILiac"

Lincoln ConTINUOUS

Vomit Can (Vee Dub)

Fraud (Ford, o' course)

Chovit

Blueauck (er somethin') Buick

Chrysler ImPERVIOUS

He knew about 10 different versions of F. O. R. D.

I'm sure I don't remember some.