The Al Bundy Thread

My favorite line,first season. Al's dream lines.


AL Well look who’s here, the dream weaver. Why can’t you have normal dreams like me? You
know, where your Maharaja Bundy, you know, and women with four breasts feed you
Ding-Dongs.

MARCY Is Steve in there?

AL No! There are no other men in my dream, just Phil Donahue and we feed him to the lizard
people.

MARCY No, I meant is Steve in your house?

AL Oh! Yeah. He and Peg want me dead. You, you just want me.