The Al Bundy Thread

Bud and Kelly are both trying to get Al to give them money,heres Al's reply-

"Eh, both of my kids have legitimate requests, so,maybe I shall solve this as the oh so wise Solomon would.I shall keep my money and go to the nudie bar tomorrow. So it shall be written, so it shall be danced. Part the seas of uselessness, I must go sleep with the red plague"


Gotta go, "Breast Monsters From Jupiter" is on and the Breast Gladiators are about to duel with the liquid cheese!