Needing a place to live......

Marriage is a three ring circus..engagement ring,wedding ring,suffering.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up once you let him in.

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens all over the world, son.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds: “Wife Wanted." The next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine