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Some more jokes

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? simple it is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!!

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Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’


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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”.The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.

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