Damned if you do, Damned if you don't

I am trying to transfer the title on Natalie, the new car. As the car is up on stilts, it can not be driven to have an inspection. The state of Arizona will not transfer title without inspection. AZ DMV gave me a 20 page list of companies that will perform an off-site inspection (i.e. come to my house and verify that the car is not running)
Every company on the list, within 10 miles of me, says they DO NOT do off-site inspections and wishes AZDMV would take them off the list.

Damned if you do, Damned if you don't.

Did you ever wonder why people go postal at the AZ DMV? :banghead: