Robbed the Wrong House lol

there was an episode of 'To Protect and Serve' (our version of Cops) where this guy was breaking into an apartment, and the dude who lived there was home. He took the guy up to the roof of the building with about 4' of 2x4 and held him there until the cops arrived (smacking him every once in a while). When they showed up, the robber started whining about how the guy was smacking him with the 2x4 and he was saying he was being treated poorly etc. The cop said "well, I guess you picked the wrong apartment to break into" and took him away.

This story reminded me of that lol.