I have computer issues

I may not be on here very often in the near future. My computer is having issues. It is slower than old people fornicate.... Actually slower. The old people are smoking their post coitus cigarette by the time my pages come up... Ughhh.... :banghead:

I will have to call my ISP and guru aid to help get this fixed... Or reload the whole operating system.... My router keeps going up and down, loosing the network, and then when it does come back up, it is slow loading pages. :finga: :wack: