Anonymous present..................

TrailBeast said

You bought them last week at a yard sale, don't you remember? :D

"Bazinga"

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I swear this is a true story..............

I'm standin in my living room talking to a friend of mine. I look down at the table, and here's my cell holster, only it's empty. So I'm lookin' around and "DAMN!!"

"Whazza matta?" says my friend

"Well, here's my cell holster, but I can't find my phone."

"How many 'ya need, 'yer talkin to me on ONE of em!!!"